I didn't shave. On purpose
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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