Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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