I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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