it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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