He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Couch. On fire.
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