so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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