i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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