He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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