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mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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