At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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