Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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