No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
