so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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