OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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