How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
