I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
21 People That Had The Worst Birthdays Imaginable
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
This is my gift to your gina
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn