i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual