My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.