Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious