idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.