have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She needs sedatives and a leash
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol