called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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