Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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