I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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