I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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