Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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