I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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