quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
