She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i think i just lost a toe
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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