i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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