"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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