My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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