HIV tests are more positive than that guy
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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