don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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