: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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