VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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