is your mom at the bar?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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