so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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