The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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