i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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