I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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