and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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