how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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