I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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