I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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