and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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