That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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