walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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