im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?