Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.