I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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