maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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