Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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