we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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