So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
