To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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