I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i think im in europe. pls send help
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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