You made me cry and you don't even care
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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