i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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