I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
