I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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